So General Stomach was rather full the other night after a sumptuous meal at a suburban restaurant. Deputy General Brain was tired after all that munching and chewing and helping the General digest his food.So the deputy general thought it was high time for a break and was gonna have a smooth night after all, just when a game of counter strike began. Oik so the Deputy General thought oik its all a part of the smooth night let it go on and kinda went on his own imaginative trip replying to every text message that came along and chatting and playing with pistols in the game. The game was decided as a race to 50. The Cadet not making much kills as he was not really into the game. Both the teams were head to head as they inched closer to 50.
Now the cadet wanted to prove his mettle so he stopped messaging and decided to concentrate on the game. But as fate would have it he wasnt making much headway thaengs to the great form the others were showing.He was getting irritated, wanted to run down the other team. Deputy Generals always have to be on their mark. Just when it was 38 to the cadets team and 40 to the opponents, namba General had to start grumbling. Making more weird sounds than a grinder was not helping namba Deputy General a lot.He didnt know what to do. Colonel Mouth and Captain Taste Buds came up with an ingenious idea of chewing gum. Deputy General found an idea which would help the General to digest faster and help him concentrate on the game more. The scores 42 a piece to the teams and the cadet flipped in a couple orbit fruit flavoured gums into the Colonel. Deputy General could see that the gum was working.It was a relief when the Deputy saw the Cadet kill all the opponents in a round to make the scores 48 a piece.The opponents then went ahead 49-48.Namba General was having a gas attack from within, the deputy panicked..and the cadet stood still in the game without any inputs coming from the team controlling him.Luckily the cadets team won thaengs to valiant show by the other team mates.
The Deputy didnt know where to concentrate. The Cadet was still motionless in the game as Dr. Fingers was holding General Stomach. His team mates killed one outta five opponents and then got shot one by one till only the cadet was left.The cadet then popped in a couple more gums and started playing.He got a Sheep read Cheap shot on one opponent and then won another in a battle where he lost 50% of his life.The General still grumbling,the deputy general decided to work with the cadet.The cadet then used a sniper to shoot one opponent on a long range shot.He then took a granade and a bullpup and was moving in search of the last target.The cadet saw him but then the opponent was quick and shot him till he had a life of about 10.The opponent had a life of about 23.The gas pressure in the General was mounting and so was the pressure on the cadet. In a hurry he threw the grenade which reduced the opponents life to about 8. Both of them were camping and shooting not making any headway.
The gas buildup was just too much and the cadet let go and the deputy went back to the General. The opponent started shooting but then missed the cadet and was outta bullets.Deputy immediately signalled the cadet to shoot. With Dr. Fingers holding the General the cadet didnt aim properly and just shot.Luckily it killed the opponent and just as the opponent died the General let go off the gas within with a burp of strong fruit flavour, the same as the bubble gum.
Inflation or no inflation the good old bubble gum shall always cost no more than a rupee.Its the beshtu gas reliever there is out there.
Anbe Sivam!
Om Shanthi Om!
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